January 2011
December 2010
Reblog if you're a girl and you play video games.
thefuckinrealest:
paula-bianca:
Anonymous asked: When we gone get together?
Anonymous asked: When we gone get together?
#YouKnowItsBadWhen
You need a blunt and DON’T even smoke!
I REALLY HATE THIS!
I’m so unsettled right now! I’ve been havin’ this gut feelin’ ALL day long. That feelin where you know something bad happened or is about to happen, but you don’t know what it is yet or what it’s gonna be. It’s really killin’ me. When I have a gut feeling it’s never wrong. Never. Whatever it is, I feel like it’s gonna hit me hard....
“Once a good girl’s gone bad, she’s gone forever.”
– Jay-Z: Song Cry
“I hope he’s cheatin on you with a fat, wack, silly hoe. Hope you see ya...”
– Fabolous
-__-
Blah Blah Blah Blah
Hey, do me a favor? SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Not now , but right now.
Thanks =D
HE LOVES ME!
(I called my boyfriend)
Me: Whatcha doin ?
Him: Oh nothing, just playin’ Games, Black Ops.
Me: Oh! I’ll call you back later and-
Him: NO silly! Don’t hang up! I wanna talk to you!
Dear Maryland ,
Fuck you AND you’re snow !
Sincerely ,
A girl who enjoyed Georgia for 3 years of her life
Random Joke
Person A: Wanna hear a cool joke ?
Person B: Sure !
Person A: Pussy !
Person B: …I don’t get it .
Person A: And you never will !
SIZE MATTERS! SIZE MATTERS!
And oh yeah, SIZE MATTERS! I’m sorry, I had to do it!
BRADLEY E. HAMILTON
brooklyncarter12:
“Women Are Like Jewels. They’ll Shine And Brighten Ur Life && Heart If You Allow Them. They’re Priceless But Negotiable. They’re Flawless, But Not Perfect. They’re Beautifully Cut To Endure Not Only The Light But The Dark Of Life As Well. And If Preserved Correctly, They’ll Last A Lifetime.”
Laffy Taffy Jokes SUCK!
Why did the spider log on to the computer?
Because, he wanted to get on the Web . -__-
No Means NO!
As simple as that! No Means NO! Not ‘YES’ , Not ‘MAYBE’ ! So Why the FUCK don’t you understand!!?!!?
Get it. Got it. Good.
If you have a problem with the way I DRESS, buy me clothes!
If you have a problem with my FRIENDS, Bitch Run Up!
If you have a problem with the way I TALK, Don’t Listen!
If you have a problem with what I’m saying NOW, don’t follow me!
If you have a problem with the way I FEEL, Too Bad and Idgaf!
Now that we’re clear, I’ll go on with my life. =)
That mini heart attack you get when you skip a...
cathyadriani:
athenuhjaybay:
dariushilarious:
walkingpotatoes:
HAHAHAHA yes!
EL OH EL.
This.
LMFAOO
Do I Know You??
There’s this boy that I added on Facebook a while ago. He requested me , NO mutual friends. I added him just because. I never talked to him, commented on a video, liked any of his statuses, msged him, nothing at ALL. I went back and deleted him a few months later. How bout I look at my friend requests, and its that same nigga! WTF! HTF?! GTF! How TF did he find me?? Now Niggas be on that...
Not All Black Girls
chanelguccilouis:
Wear Weaves ..
Get our acrylic nails extra long
Talk with our necks
Get in each others’ faces
Are loud
Are from the ghetto
Swear
Like Kool-Aid
Have big lips and noses
Wear Babyphat
Have huge butts
But All Black Girls DO have
Pretty skin colors
Beautiful unique manageable hair
Are strong
Are deeper than you know
Don’t hate us, Love us.
It's So Annoying Whennn...
People cut you off (walking, talking, driving)
People Blufffffff
You think you’re getting a txt from him/her, and it’s that person
People smack when they eat
Someone: Hey! You: Yeah? Them: (Fart) -__-
Someone sits right next to you when there’s other empty seats
You tell them ‘no onions’ and they put onions anyway
That ONE annoying person that chats you on...
Things that make me feel awkward:
Being in a room with only one other person
Talking to someone who used to be your friend but isn’t anymore
Eating in front of other people
Accidentally hitting hands with someone while walking
Knowing someone’s name when they don’t know yours
Staring off into space then realizing you were staring at a person
Eye contact from across the room
Pretty Girl Rock
My name is Mara , No I don’t borrow ,
Got my own money , I’ma get more tomorrow .
Got my own style , Hell naw I don’t follow .
Haters? Fuck em all , Cause I have no sorrow !
Lmao…#IDuzzzzDis
“Any female has a vagina, and breasts; as any male has a penis. But a real man or...”
– Self-Proclaimed
Donnell Jones - Love Like This ♥
What is the World Coming To: Music
Music these days!
I can honestly dance to anything; even to ‘Stanky Legg.’ #IKnowThatsPitiful but #ThatsMe. But, as far as quality, I feel like there are only a handful of artists that really commit to being a real artist. Today’s rappers and singers fade out almost as quick as they came out. Look at Hurricane Chris, J. Holiday, and Tweet. I can appreciate artists that are...
Nicki Minaj - Still I Rise ♥
Don't You Ever!
Don’t you ever hurt me. You’ll regret it for the rest of your life…That’s if I let you live. [ Evil Grin ]
“Love without Pain is Life with no Reality.”
– Self-Proclaimed
Rise and Shine
I absolutely love waking up to text messages from him saying “Good morning sweetheart.” It’s an easy way to put a smile on my face and a nice way to get the day started. ♥
Slow Dance-Keri Hilson
I can listen to this song...
“No loving relationship can exist without communication.”
–
I Hate it When...
People give there children old ass names in this century!
Mildred , Agatha , Dorothy , Abigail , Gertrude , Bertha , Bernadette , Get the Point yet? If Not , KYS!
“Big Brother saw me at the bottom of the totem , Now I’m on the top and...”
– Kanye West-Big Brother
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
“At This Point , I Feel Like Throwing Everything , But In Reality , I Know...”
